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September 19th,
2010 1:29 pm
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I don't get why people are so obsessed with you having a high school diploma. What does that have to do with anything? I don't want to be a lawyer for fuck's sake. So I don't see why it matters that I'm able to read and shit to work in a god damn diner.
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July 6th,
2010 7:52 pm
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Things that suck about being a girl: not having a dick, too much hair to style, bras (I'm not wearing those torture devices any longer), being too short to reach pretty much anything, having to shave your legs (which are now bleeding in three different places, knees are hard), make up, crying over animal cruelty commercials, sex (g-spot is definitely a myth) and to top it all off my lower back really hurts.
Anyone want to add anything? The venting is kind of fun.
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April 29th,
2010 8:34 pm
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Well I made it home safe and sound. So you can all relax, I know how worried you were. You especially, Scott.
My birthday's on Saturday. 19, bitches! If Mort rains on my fucking parade by turning up dead I'm gonna be pissed.
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April 14th,
2010 1:27 am
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I've decided I'm going out to get drunk and high tonight. A friend of a friend's throwing a party in some abandoned warehouse. Who's coming with me?
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April 1st,
2010 6:58 pm
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Yeah I have no problem pissing out the window till the toilets get fixed. People on the floors below might want to watch out. Friendly warning.
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March 28th,
2010 1:49 pm
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If someone could swing by County General sometime today I'd really appreciate it. And before anyone freaks out, I'm fine. I just took some bad E last night and a good samaritan decided to drop me outside the ER. Now they won't let me leave unless I'm getting a ride home and I already tried to bribe the guy a few beds down to be my grandfather and failed.
Oh yeah. And if you could ask for Dominikos Petrakis? I guess I decided to go Greek when I was tripping out and like an idiot give them my full name.
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February 17th,
2010 1:42 am
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If someone could send an ice pack, a bucket of bleach and a handgun to room 606, that'd be great.
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January 19th,
2010 6:08 pm
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Who wants to hold my hand while I get inked tonight? There's a free dinner in it for you. And by dinner I mean anything off the menu of the nearest fast-food restaurant.
( Private to Myles )
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November 9th,
2009 4:35 pm
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Some guy told me the world is ending when I went to get my egg McMuffin this morning. It was creepy.
Oh, yeah. Who do we see about getting stuff replaced that the "ghosts" destroyed? Or is this like the earthquake and we just get told to suck it up again? Cause I'm missing a lot of daytime TV since one of Momo's friends dropped mine.
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August 11th,
2009 5:52 pm
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Some asshole punched me in the face last night and now I think my nose might be broken. It hurts. A lot. And it looks... bad.
I'm supposed to put frozen peas on it right? Or a steak? I forget which.
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May 27th,
2009 6:01 pm
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So it turns out that some cops can't be bribed after all. Sorry for disappearing off the face of the earth. I would've called but they took my handheld off me and I didn't want them to be able to trace the number if I used the payphone. They can do that, right?
Um, so I hope no one gave my room away while I was gone. I still had some stuff in there.
Okay and could someone maybe fill me in on why people know Warren's a mutant now? Did you guys have a coming out party without me or am I just missing something?
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